[originally posted: 5/10/2017]
Why did the goose cross the road?
Because he, like every other Canadian goose, is an asshole.
The pigeon of WNY, but much bigger, meaner, they stay at ground level even though they can fly, and they don’t give af about being in the way, even of traffic. Like pigeons, they poop everywhere– whole parks, sidewalks, grass, benches, just covered in poop. Foul creature…get it???
[Edit:] Proof that I’m not alone! Source: webfail.com
